January 2011
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Anonymous asked: go fuck yourself
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I had a goal tonight
I didn’t accomplish it.
Maybe tomorrow (probably not)
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I am the only person on this highway
I forgot nobody does anything at 7 in the morning on Sundays. But here I am eating a chicken biscuit (which is delicious) in an empty parking lot. I’d say it’s weird seeing these highways so empty, but during the week that’s the way I see the roads half of the time. I’m on them at 1 in the morning so I’m used to being able to push 80 if I want to (which I don’t...
Jackie Thomas. →
This is a friend of a friend. She’s a student at Appalachian State University and is, in my opinion, extremely talented.
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I woke up at 4 PM today
I feel like I could write the book on feeling like a piece of shit every day when you wake up. I didn’t go to sleep until about 7 (a product of trolling BlogTV with the Jim and Them crew) and I did have breakfast today, even though it was before I went to sleep. Does that still count? It should.
Anyways, I hope this weekend plays out right. Filing taxes today, and having a jam session with...
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I don't listen to the radio much
But recently I discovered 88.1, WKNC. Now I’m a hipster by day and a metal head by night. It’s the best station ever.
vitiosus asked: <3
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Two Things Will Happen Tonight
I have decided that tonight after work I will either spend hours on Minecraft, or spend hours watching Blue Gender and FLCL. Let’s see which option ends up being the most appealing by 12:45 AM when I get home.
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nitrogenwhiskey asked: just want to put this out there: zoids is awesome!
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Another Weekend Down
What was it spent doing? I wish I knew. I wasted Saturday at work and I don’t even remember what Sunday entitled. I know it wasn’t much. I wish I had more to do, this work schedule is really starting to do more than just make me tired all the time; it’s seriously becoming depressing. I barely see sunlight (I don’t really mind that) since I normally wake up in the early...
I am a piece of shit
I need to get a new job, and some friends in this area. Or I just need to get the fuck out of here because it’s not working for me. Let’s hope maybe this jam I’m doing next Sunday leads to something enjoyable.
I’ve been thinking about moving west, I don’t know why, but it seems like it wouldn’t be a bad idea if I was 100% certain I’d have things lined up...
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I have to be up for work in 5 hours
And instead, I’m watching Chappelle’s Show. Starting on Season 1, episode 1. Let’s do this
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I wish I had logged more.
Tonight I came home with the thought “Okay, as soon as Jim and Them is over I’ll go to bed.” And now here I am, 7 in the morning just now beginning to wind down.
A few days ago I complained about it, but tonight was entirely worth it.
I’m not usually one for a direct trolling of somebody unless it’s somebody I know, and I’ve never been a ‘channer....
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If I Were a Musician
briana-outofourleague:
nathanisdead:
Or rather, a famous musician. Anyways if I was in a band and had a Facebook page or some other place where people could leave shit, I would exclusively avoid every location the idiots following my band said to come to. Every “Come to (shit city/state)!” would be answered with “Go fuck yourself and your dumb shit city and or state.”
Fans of bands can be so...
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If I Were a Musician
Or rather, a famous musician. Anyways if I was in a band and had a Facebook page or some other place where people could leave shit, I would exclusively avoid every location the idiots following my band said to come to. Every “Come to (shit city/state)!” would be answered with “Go fuck yourself and your dumb shit city and or state.”
Fans of bands can be so fucking...
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Another Sleepless Night
Working the hours I do is starting to become shitty. I was originally okay with it because I’m more of a night person, but now it seems like work leaves me with like 5 spare hours of energy when I get home. So I end up staying awake until around 6 in the morning most of the time, then wake up at 1 and only have an hour to really enjoy myself before going back to work.
If Raleigh had more...
Scarecrow: Cock Fountain →
scarecrow1:
I had an idea just now for a musical cock fountain. Basically, it would be 5 erect cocks (with balls) shooting out milk colored water. Each stone cock would be about 6 to 7 feet tall with a good 4 to 5 foot girth. It would be better if they could paint the cocks the color of skin as well.
It…
Are we talking like an above-water, Cock Bellagio show? I am fully behind that
My Back Is Killing Me
Somebody call the police
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Something I hate
I can’t stand it when people use paper towels or napkins to soak up the grease on pizza. Fuck anybody in the world who does that. I’m not saying grease is good for you and should stay on the pizza, I’m saying that if you want the pizza experience you should have to take in everything that pizza is going to give to you, grease included.
You can’t take the addictive stuff...
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vitiosus asked: BUSY. ):
Breakfast for dinner
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And then I killed you
And now you are dead
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I feel like a drummer again
Expensive as it is, I love buying drum equipment. It makes me feel much more legit than I probably actually am. Dropped 90 on a crash today and 50 on a stand, and will be buying a ride shortly. That’s another hundred gone, but I’m okay with it. This paycheck I’m letting me treat myself a little bit, then it’s back to business (maybe)
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I Feel Like the Word Cunt is Underappreciated
briana-outofourleague:
nathanisdead:
There’s no explanation for this, I just think that it should be used more often
My sister called me one today because I wasn’t going to share the blanket with her
It got the work done because she got part of the blanket
The power of that word is so unused and I feel like that’s why it holds the biggest stigma of vulgarity
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I Feel Like the Word Cunt is Underappreciated
There’s no explanation for this, I just think that it should be used more often
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Dear Amy
No
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I Need Something To Do
I leave for work at 3 in the afternoon, I leave work at midnight. I get home at roughly 12:45, stay up until usually 5 in the morning, then sleep until 1 in the afternoon.
I need something to fill the 4-5 hour period I’m awake in the middle of the night, which is difficult if I don’t take the easy route and play video games all night. I live in Raleigh so there’s some semblance...
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Media Recovery Period
I stayed up way too late last night because I wanted to watch The Social Network, a movie I had been anticipating but never had the cash to go see when it was in theaters.
That’s sort of the theme of my life right now, I’m going back to movies and video games I missed out on or slept on and it’s been a pretty good one so far. With movies, I’m just looking for the good...
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Nobody’s interested in a normal guy blog, I’ve noticed. Nobody wants to read normal shit or whatever. Fuck. Profanity, cunts
But what stupid random niche would I have to adopt to make people want to read my blog? “Old People Who Look Like Trees?” Anything where I could just post a stupid picture every so often with no text at all and get a few cheap laughs. It seems like...
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